Sunday, January 7, 2007

What's bad is good

Don’t eat bread
And don’t eat meat
And don’t eat anything
That tastes sweet

Atkins, South Beach
They’re all the same
They want you to starve
Weight loss they claim

Jenny Craig’s
Pre-packaged food
You’ll still be hungry
And in a bad mood

Pay to get weighed
They’ll watch your weight
Every week
Their scale you’ll hate

Forget about food
Workout at the gym
Walk on the treadmill
Go for a swim

You may reach your goal
And drop a size
Keep your big clothes
A word to the wise

By, Randee Saber 1/7/07