Don’t eat bread
And don’t eat meat
And don’t eat anything
That tastes sweet
Atkins, South Beach
They’re all the same
They want you to starve
Weight loss they claim
Jenny Craig’s
Pre-packaged food
You’ll still be hungry
And in a bad mood
Pay to get weighed
They’ll watch your weight
Every week
Their scale you’ll hate
Forget about food
Workout at the gym
Walk on the treadmill
Go for a swim
You may reach your goal
And drop a size
Keep your big clothes
A word to the wise
By, Randee Saber 1/7/07
