Sunday, October 22, 2017

Left right left

Lean to the left
Lean to the right
Stand up, sit down
Fight, fight, fight

A little chant
We used to say
At footballs games
When our team played

But now the left
Will march and fight
Against the right
Both day and night

That only whites
In the USA
It's what is said
By the KKK

They hate the Jews
It's what they say
And nasty chants
They hurl their way

They all should get
Completely white
Just few I'll bet

By, Randee Saber 10/22/2017

Friday, October 20, 2017

On one knee

You'll stand in church
When you pray
And on one knee
You dare not stay

For civil rights
It's what you say
While you earn
A lot of pay

Shame on you
Disgraceful men
Your actions truly
Do offend

Head injuries
With lasting effects
But you are among
The crazy male sex

By, Randee Saber 10/21/2017


It's known as pot
It's known as weed
And can be grown
From just a seed

Before it was legal
In more than one state
When caught with too much
Prison could be your fate

Like drinking and driving
When you're smoking weed
Your train of thought
It sure will impede

Some say it helps
Those who are sick
But those buying pot
They should carefully pick

By, Randee Saber 2/2/2014

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Water Aerobics

I'll ride a bike
And cross country ski
All at one place
Is where you'll find me

I like jumping rope
On one foot or two
Go skipping around
But we're not through

Jumping jacks
And legs to swing
We do just about

Tuck in your abs
While standing tall
Having good posture
Is needed by all

My backache is gone
My tummy looks flatter
Although I snack
I'm not any fatter

At water aerobics
There's so much to do
And lots of fun
I've had with you

By, Randee Saber 7/11/06

Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Salt and Pepper

The recipe calls
For salt and pepper
Because they always
Go together

Salt is white
Pepper is black
Without this combo
Flavor it lacks

In every kitchen
You’ll always find
Salt and pepper
To use combined

On restaurant tables
You’ll always see
Salt and pepper
But use sparingly  

Black or white
It doesn’t matter
But don’t put pepper
In your cake batter

By, Randee Saber 8/16/2017

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Canadian Rockies Tour - Gate 1 (2017)

We met in Calgary
And toured the city
With towering buildings
Where no place is gritty

At the hotel, Prince of Wales
People came to imbibe
The booze was legal
Without paying a bribe

On the Watertown Lake
The boat ride was great
And we learned that bald eagles
Choose only one mate

And thousands of berries
Bears have to ingest
Before they can get
A long winter’s rest

Crossing into Montana
For a full day of fun
In a red touring car
On a road to the sun

Big sky country
Living up to its name
A more beautiful place
Would be hard to proclaim

Perched high on a hill
The Banff Springs Hotel
It looks like a castle
And has stories to tell

Overlooking the mountains
The gondola ride
Spectacular views
Both in and outside

Through tunnels we drove
To Lake Louise
So safely the animals
Could cross when they please

Six melting glaciers
Formed Lake Louise
Don’t tip your canoe
Otherwise you’ll freeze

In the valley of glaciers
An endless chain
Along Glacier Parkway
It’s their domain

The lakes and rivers
And jagged mountains
Plus waterfalls flowing
Like gigantic fountains

Mountain goats and sheep
And a big black bear
They kept on eating
Ignoring our stares

A hike at Maligne Canyon
A boat ride at Maligne Lake
A stop on Spirit Island
More photos to take
Our final destination
An ice field to explore
A ride onto a glacier
Soon it will be no more

Canadian money
It doesn’t look real
And the rate of exchange
Has great appeal

And who can forget
The beautiful flowers
Adorning the cities
Arranging took hours

Our tour guide, Virginia
Was so full of knowledge
I thought I was taking
A course in college

And Bob, the bus driver
Carried our load
Cleaning our hands
Before hitting the road

Happy trails to you all
Though our journey did end
We had a great time
And we’ll all recommend

By, Randee Saber  8/1/2017

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Will your marriage last

A high school sweetheart
A college romance
Will you stay together
There's a good chance

Will you drift apart
Did you marry too fast
Were you really in love
Will the marriage last

Will you cheat on your spouse
Will you want to flee
Though you have children
Do you want to be free

Will you seek adventure
Will you drift apart
Will you change your gender
For a new life to start

Will you weather the storm
When times are tough
Or will you just say
You've had enough

Will it be a marriage
That lasts many years
Or for a brief time
That soon ends in tears

By, Randee Saber  6/11/2017