Monday, March 5, 2007

Anything goes

Cole Porter’s song
Anything Goes
Was sung long ago
In a Broadway show

But who could foresee
In the olden days
Everything goes
Is now the craze

Anything goes
But it’s okay
They’re out of the closet
Those who are gay

Surrogate mothers
Are now being paid
To have a baby
By not getting laid

Fertility problems
There's donated sperm
This bank is for women
No interest they’ll earn

Here comes the baby
Then comes the bride
Her little bridesmaid
Is right by her side

He looks like a lady
She looks like a man
Changing your sex
Now everyone can

Piercing the tongue
The navel and nose
Not just the ears
Cause anything goes

Everything goes
Since no one’s about
To change their ways

By, Randee Saber 2/7/07