Cole Porter’s song
Anything Goes
Was sung long ago
In a Broadway show
But who could foresee
In the olden days
Everything goes
Is now the craze
Anything goes
But it’s okay
They’re out of the closet
Those who are gay
Surrogate mothers
Are now being paid
To have a baby
By not getting laid
Fertility problems
There's donated sperm
This bank is for women
No interest they’ll earn
Here comes the baby
Then comes the bride
Her little bridesmaid
Is right by her side
He looks like a lady
She looks like a man
Changing your sex
Now everyone can
Piercing the tongue
The navel and nose
Not just the ears
Cause anything goes
Everything goes
Nowadays
Since no one’s about
To change their ways
By, Randee Saber 2/7/07
