Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Appendages and then some

Your left hand doesn’t know
What the right hand is doing
Is it something important
That’s worth pursuing

I’d give my right arm
To go on a cruise
Where I can relax
And take a snooze

Although you don’t have
A leg to stand on
You may be wrong
But your leg is not gone

That outfit you’re wearing
Cost an arm and a leg
Please buy one for me
And don’t make me beg

You’re all thumbs
Just open the box
It’s something you needed
A few pairs of sox

An eye for an eye
That’s rather extreme
You’re seeking revenge
And being real mean

Stop running your mouth
You have a sharp tongue
These very nice folks
You are among

Heads up, look out
Watch where you’re going
There’s a big rock
Right where you’re mowing

By, Randee Saber 9/20/06