I hate fashion shows
How immature
Grown up ladies
Wearing haute couture
They’re modeling clothes
Do I really care
What’s in style
And I need to wear
Changing their outfits
While we wait
To see the clothes
That are up-to-date
I hate bridal showers
Another long wait
While the bride opens gifts
For her and her mate
Surrounded by gifts
Will she like mine
I see it’s still standing
Waiting in line
Pots and pans
We all take a look
China and crystal
Will this bride cook
It takes a few hours
A bridal shower
At least we had
Good food to devour
I hate baby showers
There’s no mystery
A boy or a girl
That’s history
Those silly games
They make you play
For entertainment
Or so they say
So many gifts
To open and see
No need to go
On a shopping spree
Adorable outfits
Babies are chic
Dressed in clothes
From a baby boutique
What the heck
I guess they’re okay
What else would I do
To kill a day
By, Randee Saber 9/30/06
