You say you want that job
Why should they hire you
Do you have all the skills
This job you will pursue
They want you to be young
But they will not admit
That you are way too old
You’re not a real good fit
You must be slim and trim
No fatties at this place
And though they cannot say
You need to be their race
You had to go to college
In or out-of-state
A state school would be good
But Ivy League is great
You must wear nice attire
And girls, a mini skirt
To help you get the job
Go ahead and flirt
They finally decided
The person who they hired
They chose the bosses daughter
No knowledge was required
By, Randee Saber 12/7/06
