Hey there pretty ladies
*Carrying your cases
Standing on the stairs
With smiles on your faces
Hey there pretty lady
Standing on the stage
*Illuminating letters
It's hard to guess your age
Hey there pretty lady
With a husband who is rich
He wanted someone younger
Many wives he had to ditch
Hey there pretty lady
How lucky that you are
No longer waiting tables
You've become a movie star
Hey there pretty lady
With a crown upon your head
Did you ask one of the judges
To go with you to bed
Hey there pretty ladies
Is it talent that you've got
The others didn’t make it
As attractive were they not
By, Randee Saber 5/31/08
*Carrying your cases- Ladies on steps
Game show: Deal or No Deal
*Illuminating letters - Vanna White
Game show: Wheel of Fortune
Saturday, May 31, 2008
A school for fish
A school of fish
Swimming around
Under the sea
They can be found
No paper and pencils
They’ll look for food
No swim suits required
They all swim nude
No homework or tests
For this school of fish
I’d go to their school
If I had my wish
By, Randee Saber 1/6/07
Swimming around
Under the sea
They can be found
No paper and pencils
They’ll look for food
No swim suits required
They all swim nude
No homework or tests
For this school of fish
I’d go to their school
If I had my wish
By, Randee Saber 1/6/07
Friday, May 30, 2008
Wait staff
They'll order their drinks
The specials today
I have to recite them
By heart each day
Three or four tables
And oftentimes more
Whoever I’m serving
I mustn't ignore
I have to be friendly
I lift heavy trays
It’s part of my job
I won’t get a raise
When taking their orders
I do so with ease
A difficult person
I’ll try hard to please
Their meat is too raw
Their soup isn’t hot
I don’t get upset
It happens a lot
More napkins they need
Their drinks I'll refill
I need to wipe up
Whatever they spill
Their table is cleared
And some want coffee
The tray of desserts
They all want to see
My table is leaving
Their bill has been paid
I’m looking to see
How much I made
In fancier restaurants
The tips will be higher
We're all working hard
And would like to retire
By, Randee Saber 5/30/08
The specials today
I have to recite them
By heart each day
Three or four tables
And oftentimes more
Whoever I’m serving
I mustn't ignore
I have to be friendly
I lift heavy trays
It’s part of my job
I won’t get a raise
When taking their orders
I do so with ease
A difficult person
I’ll try hard to please
Their meat is too raw
Their soup isn’t hot
I don’t get upset
It happens a lot
More napkins they need
Their drinks I'll refill
I need to wipe up
Whatever they spill
Their table is cleared
And some want coffee
The tray of desserts
They all want to see
My table is leaving
Their bill has been paid
I’m looking to see
How much I made
In fancier restaurants
The tips will be higher
We're all working hard
And would like to retire
By, Randee Saber 5/30/08
Friday, May 16, 2008
Huntwick - Our Retreat
Rockfish, Carrabba’s
And Taipei
As you leave Huntwick
They’re not far away
Doneraki’s
Serves you Fajitas
Even the Outback
Has Margaritas
La Madeline
Has pastry to buy
Campioni’s
Has great pizza pie
Grab a sandwich
At Jason’s Deli
Or put a Subway
In your belly
Early morning
Or late at night
Pancakes at I-Hop
Are quite a delight
Sample the flavors
At Ben and Jerry’s
Cold Stone gives you
Ice cream with cherries
Living in Huntwick
Is our retreat
With great food to eat
Just down the street
By, Randee Saber 5/15/08
As of this year 2008, I've lived in Huntiwck for 20 years.
It's a beautiful subdivision in northwest Houston that's
situated off a major road, FM 1960, however, once you
enter Huntwick, you leave all that behind. Although
Huntwick is a quiet and peaceful neighborhood, there's
many restaurants and great shopping right outside the subdivision.
And Taipei
As you leave Huntwick
They’re not far away
Doneraki’s
Serves you Fajitas
Even the Outback
Has Margaritas
La Madeline
Has pastry to buy
Campioni’s
Has great pizza pie
Grab a sandwich
At Jason’s Deli
Or put a Subway
In your belly
Early morning
Or late at night
Pancakes at I-Hop
Are quite a delight
Sample the flavors
At Ben and Jerry’s
Cold Stone gives you
Ice cream with cherries
Living in Huntwick
Is our retreat
With great food to eat
Just down the street
By, Randee Saber 5/15/08
As of this year 2008, I've lived in Huntiwck for 20 years.
It's a beautiful subdivision in northwest Houston that's
situated off a major road, FM 1960, however, once you
enter Huntwick, you leave all that behind. Although
Huntwick is a quiet and peaceful neighborhood, there's
many restaurants and great shopping right outside the subdivision.
Monday, May 12, 2008
Old motor home
Old motor home
By the roadside
You carried a family
And did so with pride
Crossing the country
On many vacations
National parks
Met their expectations
Surrounded by mountains
Or by the seashore
Wherever they stayed
Was never a bore
Family vacations
Soon came to an end
Summers with friends
Their kids rather spend
Old motor home
With a roof that leaks
And on the road
Everything squeaks
You’re falling apart
You’ve gotten old
They've cast you aside
You couldn’t be sold
Old motor home
On the side of the road
You'll no longer carry
A heavy load
By, Randee Saber 5/14/08
By the roadside
You carried a family
And did so with pride
Crossing the country
On many vacations
National parks
Met their expectations
Surrounded by mountains
Or by the seashore
Wherever they stayed
Was never a bore
Family vacations
Soon came to an end
Summers with friends
Their kids rather spend
Old motor home
With a roof that leaks
And on the road
Everything squeaks
You’re falling apart
You’ve gotten old
They've cast you aside
You couldn’t be sold
Old motor home
On the side of the road
You'll no longer carry
A heavy load
By, Randee Saber 5/14/08
Friday, May 9, 2008
Why go to the beach
Why go to the beach
To get sunburn
Why won't we learn
To put on lotion
While at the ocean
Swim suits reveal
Their sex appeal
The blowing sand
Is out of hand
Bugs will bite
Birds will fight
For our food
Oh how rude
Waves are rough
We’ve had enough
Collect some shells
The dead fish smells
Shake out your towel
We're leaving now
But we’ll return
When we yearn
For the beach
By, Randee Saber 5/9/08
To get sunburn
Why won't we learn
To put on lotion
While at the ocean
Swim suits reveal
Their sex appeal
The blowing sand
Is out of hand
Bugs will bite
Birds will fight
For our food
Oh how rude
Waves are rough
We’ve had enough
Collect some shells
The dead fish smells
Shake out your towel
We're leaving now
But we’ll return
When we yearn
For the beach
By, Randee Saber 5/9/08
Hello, who's there
Ring, ring, ring
I’ll say hello
Is it someone
Who I know
Friends they’re not
And yet they call
Speaking fast
They never stall
Politicians
Want your vote
So they're calling
To promote
Automatic
No one dials
All these numbers
In their files
Who's that speaking
On the phone
Sounds to me
Just like a clone
Answer questions
You must do
Then she'll get
Some help for you
It's annoying
You may swear
You may cry
But she won't care
Slam the phone
You can't offend
Auto callers
At their end
By, Randee Saber 5/9/08
I’ll say hello
Is it someone
Who I know
Friends they’re not
And yet they call
Speaking fast
They never stall
Politicians
Want your vote
So they're calling
To promote
Automatic
No one dials
All these numbers
In their files
Who's that speaking
On the phone
Sounds to me
Just like a clone
Answer questions
You must do
Then she'll get
Some help for you
It's annoying
You may swear
You may cry
But she won't care
Slam the phone
You can't offend
Auto callers
At their end
By, Randee Saber 5/9/08
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