Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Femme FATale

Kristie Alley
A sitcom star
With her weight
She’s been at war

Jenny Craig’s diet
Helped her get slim
But two years later
She wasn’t trim

Butter and sugar
Plus no exercise
Put the weight on
To her surprise

Why must she try
To lose the weight
Perhaps it’s because
Fat people we hate

Christie Alley
Don’t worry honey
Eat what you want
And enjoy your money

By, Randee Saber 8/15/09