Tuesday, August 11, 2020

If I was a nurse

In appreciation of all the nurses who've treated me when I've been hospitalized. 

If I was a nurse 
Treating those who are ill 
I’d ease their pain 
And give more than a pill 

If I was a nurse 
I'd be very proud 
To care for the sick 
That’s what I vowed 

If I was a nurse 
I wouldn't be bored 
Too many patients 
Who can't be ignored 
 
If I was a nurse 
I'd be very gentle 
Having compassion 
And not be judgmental 

If I was a nurse 
I wouldn't mind 
When patients got well 
And left me behind 

 By, Randee Saber 2/8/07

Sunday, August 9, 2020

Seat belts save lives and mask up

Buckle up for safety

My generation heard

And honestly

I believed every word


Those opposing seat belts

Many would say

Too uncomfortable

Risking lives everyday

 

Seat belts with a harness

To keep you in place

So, into the windshield

Does not go your face

 

Installed in cars

Those airbags came

Keeping you safer

That was their aim

 

And child safety seats

A wonderful invention

To keep them safe

Should be no question


Due to Covid -19

We should all wear a mask

But some will get irate

Complying with this task 


A mask restricts breathing

In a restaurant or a store

Yet, if it's not worn

You can't go there anymore

 

Ladies, don’t make a fuss

On the news you’ll be seen

Calling you a ‘Karen”

A lady who is mean

 

By, Randee Saber  8/9/2020


Monday, June 22, 2020

I love reality TV


Certain shows
I love on TV
To live their lives
Vicariously

A spousal visa
For just 90 days
They need to marry
Or have to part ways

From other countries
For a better life
In the USA
A husband or wife

On the Internet
It’s how they met
A green card
They hope to get

Six hundred pounds
And maybe more
Almost too big
To fit through a door

So much food
You see them eat
It’s hard for them
To stand on their feet

A surgeon in Houston
Can operate
But first they need
To lose some weight

A high protein diet
No carbs or a sweet
That 50-pound loss
Will be hard to meet

Quintuplets, Sextuplets
As cute as can be
Another show
I’ll watch on TV

Brothers and sisters
Demanding attention
Exhausted parents
Need I mention

Cribs and diapers
Formula and clothes
All these babies
Is not what they chose

Fertility drugs
A decision to take
Too many babies
They would make

The bachelor
And the bachelorette
Some pick the right one
But most they regret

Lots of kissing
On these shows
A fantasy suite
Where anything goes

Thanks for sharing
Your life with me
Do you make lots of money
On reality TV


By, Randee Saber

Sunday, June 7, 2020

Empty nesters & retirees

My neighborhood is pretty
The streets are clean
With beautiful flowers
And grass that's green

Throughout the day
It's usually quiet
People will walk
But no one will riot

You always feel safe
Police are here
Take a walk at night
Nothing to fear

Except for the dog park
No people to meet
To stand and talk with
On any street

I'll stay in my yard
And swim in my pool
On very hot days
I'll always be cool

With endless days
The same routine
My morning coffee
Without caffeine

For empty nesters
And retirees
We live alone
Among the trees

By, Randee Saber 6/7/2020

Thursday, April 30, 2020

How to meet your mate

A high school sweetheart
Or on a blind date
Those were two ways
You found your mate

A college major
For some pre-wed
After college
To a wedding it led

The Dating Game
Once a popular show
Ask a few questions
On a date they would go

Then more shows
Came onto the scene
Those bachelor shows
With some who are mean

We hope they are able
To find true love
Among many people
They will dispose of

With Internet sites
You can meet your mate
Some will not live
In your home state

Months even years
An online romance
To a foreign place
They will take a chance

A ninety-day visa
For them to decide
If they want this person
For a groom or a bride

Beware of the catfish
With many out there
Professing their love
While money they snare


By, Randee Saber 4/30/2020

Monday, April 27, 2020

Fly me to the moon


Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
A song that was written
Before cell phones and smart cars

They went to the moon
To see what was there
Though dangerous
They didn't care

From coast to coast
It has all been explored
Canyons and waterfalls
You’ll never get bored

Going to places
On roads unpaved
To see something new
People have craved

When there was nothing
More to be seen
They flew to the moon
In a rocket machine

But there are places
That I still need to see
So, flying to the moon
Is not for me


By, Randee Saber 4/27/2020
The stakes have never been higher for Elon Musk's SpaceX. This will mark the first time in history that a commercial aerospace company has carried humans into Earth's orbit. NASA and space fans have waited nearly a decade for this milestone.
The United States hasn't launched its own astronauts into space since the Space Shuttle program ended in 2011. Since then, NASA's astronauts have had to travel to Russia and train on the country's Soyuz spacecraft. Those seats have cost NASA as much as $86 million each.
But the space agency chose not to create its own replacement for the Shuttle. Instead, it asked the private sector to develop a spacecraft capable of safely ferrying astronauts to and from the International Space Station — a controversial decision considering that NASA had never before outsourced the development of a human-rated spacecraft. The thinking was that commercial companies could drive down costs and spur innovation, and NASA would have more time and resources to focus on exploring deeper into the solar system.
In 2014, NASA awarded two contracts: $4.2 billion for Boeing to build its Starliner vehicle, and $2.6 billion to SpaceX, which planned to create a crew worthy version of the Dragon spacecraft that was already flying cargo to and from the International Space Station. NASA had already put money toward SpaceX's development of the Dragon spacecraft used for transporting cargo. The space agency has said Boeing received more money because it was designing the Starliner from scratch.
Boeing recently suffered a significant setback when a Starliner capsule malfunctioned during a key uncrewed test flight. But if SpaceX can carry out this mission, it'll be a major win for NASA, which has been pushing for more commercial partnerships.
Not to mention, NASA won't have to ask Russia for rides anymore.

Technology 2020


No more do I need
For a clock to see
I just ask Alexa
The time she gives me

Asking her questions
And music to play
She turns on my lights
Tells the weather all day

My TV remote
Can answer commands
Turning the channels
With endless demands

Tell it what program
You wish to see
It goes to that channel
Immediately

My Apple watch
I can hardly believe
The calls and texts
Wearing it I receive

Amazing what
This watch can do
In addition to telling
The time for you

I’ll ask navigation
When inside my car
To give me directions
Both near and far

No more getting lost
Instructions are great
Leading me to the door
No need to be late

And last but not least
My iPhone is best
Always with me
But not on my chest

Though texting is now
What most people do
I miss conversations
I once had with you


By, Randee Saber 4/27/2020