I’m an urban cowboy
A real city slicker
Never sat by a camp fire
Watching flames flicker
I’m an urban cowboy
No horse do I ride
Except for the horse
You put money inside
My white shirt is starched
My blue jeans are pressed
A big brass buckle
Is how I'm dressed
My snakeskin boots
Have a pointy toe
These cowboy boots
Aren’t worn in the snow
On top of my head
Is a tan cowboy hat
I watch what I eat
Cause a cowboy ain't fat
I’m an urban cowboy
This is what I wear
Everywhere I go
People will stare
By, Randee Saber 1/30/10
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
The second time around
They met again late in life
She was divorced
He just lost his wife
He was her high school beau
They dated two years
It was so long ago
They went to a singles dance
In search of friendship
And not romance
She saw him by the door
After graduation
She saw him no more
Was he still the love of her life
This sad and lonely man
Who just lost his wife
And then she waved to him
Bringing back memories
Of their high school gym
Anxious to be by her side
He crossed the room quickly
And then they both cried
She was pleasant and cute
And very funny
Each of them had lots of money
He was soft spoken and polite
To be with him
Was quite a delight
Their children soon became upset
About the money
They might not get
A husband who cared
For his dutiful wife
Until an illness claimed her life
Years after he fought in the war
She told her husband
She loved him no more
A second chance for an older pair
Another marriage
A new life to share
Either young or old or middle age
True love comes along
At any stage
By, Randee Saber 1/24/10
She was divorced
He just lost his wife
He was her high school beau
They dated two years
It was so long ago
They went to a singles dance
In search of friendship
And not romance
She saw him by the door
After graduation
She saw him no more
Was he still the love of her life
This sad and lonely man
Who just lost his wife
And then she waved to him
Bringing back memories
Of their high school gym
Anxious to be by her side
He crossed the room quickly
And then they both cried
She was pleasant and cute
And very funny
Each of them had lots of money
He was soft spoken and polite
To be with him
Was quite a delight
Their children soon became upset
About the money
They might not get
A husband who cared
For his dutiful wife
Until an illness claimed her life
Years after he fought in the war
She told her husband
She loved him no more
A second chance for an older pair
Another marriage
A new life to share
Either young or old or middle age
True love comes along
At any stage
By, Randee Saber 1/24/10
The fountain of youth
Face lifts
And tummy tucks
Each of these
Cost big bucks
Eye glasses
When rejected
Lasik gets your
Eyes corrected
Want more hair
Use Rogaine
Lap band to
Avoid weight gain
Hide the gray
Color hair
Buy some sexy
Underwear
From the fountain
Take a drink
You’re as young
As you think
By, Randee Saber 1/24/10
And tummy tucks
Each of these
Cost big bucks
Eye glasses
When rejected
Lasik gets your
Eyes corrected
Want more hair
Use Rogaine
Lap band to
Avoid weight gain
Hide the gray
Color hair
Buy some sexy
Underwear
From the fountain
Take a drink
You’re as young
As you think
By, Randee Saber 1/24/10
Monday, January 18, 2010
Baby it cold outside
Strapless dresses
Women will wear
If it’s freezing outside
Their arms will be bare
A strapless gown
On her wedding day
It might fall down
I hope not, she'll pray
With missing sleeves
There’s no discount
So finish the dress
For the same amount
Men will be warm
In their attire
But when it’s hot
They will perspire
Sleeveless dresses
Women will wear
Although they’ll be cold
They don’t seem to care
By, Randee Saber 12/29/06
Women will wear
If it’s freezing outside
Their arms will be bare
A strapless gown
On her wedding day
It might fall down
I hope not, she'll pray
With missing sleeves
There’s no discount
So finish the dress
For the same amount
Men will be warm
In their attire
But when it’s hot
They will perspire
Sleeveless dresses
Women will wear
Although they’ll be cold
They don’t seem to care
By, Randee Saber 12/29/06
Thursday, January 7, 2010
A responsible parent
A responsible parent
Provides food to eat
A nice place to live
And shoes on your feet
A responsible parent
Holds onto their child
Wherever they go
So they don’t run wild
A responsible parent
Warns them of danger
Don’t talk or take candy
From any stranger
A responsible parent
Lets their child to swim
So they won't drown
In case they fall in
A responsible parent
Lets their child have fun
But they also make sure
Their homework is done
A responsible parent
Warns you if you drive
Don’t ever get drunk
Or you may not survive
A responsible parent
Let’s you join the service
A risk you'll be taking
But they won't act nervous
A responsible parent
Lets you go your own way
Hiking communist borders
There forever they'll stay
By, Randee Saber 1/7/09
Families of 3 Americans arrested hiking in Iran hire lawyer to work for release
Monday, December 28, 2009
Wires
Iran-US Hikers
BERKELEY, California (AP) - The families of three Americans arrested in July after crossing into Iran from neighboring Iraq say they have hired a prominent lawyer in Iran to work for their release.The families of University of California, Berkeley, graduates Shane Bauer, Sarah Shourd and Josh Fattal said in a statement Sunday that they have retained attorney Masoud Shafii.The statement says the families hope Iran will release the three Americans on humanitarian grounds but feel the need to prepare for possible charges.Iranian prosecutors said Tuesday that the three remain under investigation.The families maintain that they are innocent hikers who went astray.
Provides food to eat
A nice place to live
And shoes on your feet
A responsible parent
Holds onto their child
Wherever they go
So they don’t run wild
A responsible parent
Warns them of danger
Don’t talk or take candy
From any stranger
A responsible parent
Lets their child to swim
So they won't drown
In case they fall in
A responsible parent
Lets their child have fun
But they also make sure
Their homework is done
A responsible parent
Warns you if you drive
Don’t ever get drunk
Or you may not survive
A responsible parent
Let’s you join the service
A risk you'll be taking
But they won't act nervous
A responsible parent
Lets you go your own way
Hiking communist borders
There forever they'll stay
By, Randee Saber 1/7/09
Families of 3 Americans arrested hiking in Iran hire lawyer to work for release
Monday, December 28, 2009
Wires
Iran-US Hikers
BERKELEY, California (AP) - The families of three Americans arrested in July after crossing into Iran from neighboring Iraq say they have hired a prominent lawyer in Iran to work for their release.The families of University of California, Berkeley, graduates Shane Bauer, Sarah Shourd and Josh Fattal said in a statement Sunday that they have retained attorney Masoud Shafii.The statement says the families hope Iran will release the three Americans on humanitarian grounds but feel the need to prepare for possible charges.Iranian prosecutors said Tuesday that the three remain under investigation.The families maintain that they are innocent hikers who went astray.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Blue Jeans
Levi Strauss jeans
The jeans he designed
Would he ever believe
His jeans we’d still find
Strong denim cloth
Cowboys would wear
For rounding up steer
They hardly would tear
Levis and Wranglers
You’d mainly find
Till companies made
A similar kind
People wear jeans
With prices that vary
But fancy jeans
Don't wear on the prairie
Acid or stone washed
Black and dark blue
Straight leg or flared
Should appeal to you
Some jeans will stretch
Or make you look thin
Buy several pairs
To put yourself in
Denim jackets
And denim shirts
To wear with jeans
And don’t forget skirts
All ages can wear them
They cost more if torn
For fancy occasions
Jeans shouldn’t be worn
By, Randee Saber 1/5/10
The jeans he designed
Would he ever believe
His jeans we’d still find
Strong denim cloth
Cowboys would wear
For rounding up steer
They hardly would tear
Levis and Wranglers
You’d mainly find
Till companies made
A similar kind
People wear jeans
With prices that vary
But fancy jeans
Don't wear on the prairie
Acid or stone washed
Black and dark blue
Straight leg or flared
Should appeal to you
Some jeans will stretch
Or make you look thin
Buy several pairs
To put yourself in
Denim jackets
And denim shirts
To wear with jeans
And don’t forget skirts
All ages can wear them
They cost more if torn
For fancy occasions
Jeans shouldn’t be worn
By, Randee Saber 1/5/10
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Money spent on hair
The amount of money
Spent on our hair
The better it looks
The more people stare
Expensive shampoos
We use to wash
And to condition
So we’ll have panache
Straighten your hair
If you dislike curls
Or get a perm
If you like swirls
To lengthen the hair
Extensions they’ll add
The wrong color hair
Will make you mad
Some ladies go often
And some hardly go
To get their hair done
They like hair to grow
A beauty appointment
To look your best
The more you have done
The more you’ll invest
By, Randee Saber 11/13/09
Spent on our hair
The better it looks
The more people stare
Expensive shampoos
We use to wash
And to condition
So we’ll have panache
Straighten your hair
If you dislike curls
Or get a perm
If you like swirls
To lengthen the hair
Extensions they’ll add
The wrong color hair
Will make you mad
Some ladies go often
And some hardly go
To get their hair done
They like hair to grow
A beauty appointment
To look your best
The more you have done
The more you’ll invest
By, Randee Saber 11/13/09
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