I liked you better when you were fat

I liked you better
When you were fat
Needing two chairs
Wherever you sat

I'm heavyset
I could shed pounds
But dieting
So bad it sounds

To be with you
Made me feel good
Especially when
Beside me you stood

You shed those pounds
Now you're slim
A healthy diet
A daily swim

A whole new look
With brand new clothes
To lose that weight
Is what you chose

When you were fat
I thought I looked thin
It's obvious now
What shape I'm in

Randee Saber 5/14/07