Modern Churches

The churches today

Can house many people

Though you won't find

A spire or a steeple

A Houston mega church

Had been a stadium

Their pastor is famous

And thousands will come

In modern churches

No church bells will chime

There is no bell tower

For someone to climb

No stained glass windows

The alters are plain

But those who come

Don't seem to complain

Those grand catherdrals

That they use to build

If you get to see them

I'm sure you'll be thrilled

By, Randee Saber 11/24/2011

You'll get caught

You're secret's not safe

You will get caught

When you beat your wife

And you say it's her fault

If you're rich and famous

And you sleep around

When you get caught

It could bring you down

It may take a long time

Finding out you did wrong

Fondling those boys

Who you told, "come along"

And funds you embezzled

It was you they trusted

Their money you took

Everyone was disgusted

If you view porno sites

If you pose in the nude

Your political term

May not be renewed

Don't rob any banks

And never molest

Otherwise you will hear

"you're under arrest"

By, Randee Saber 11/23/2011

Taylor Pork Roll

On the boardwalk

When I took a stroll

Soon I'd get near

Taylor Pork Roll

As I approached

This pork roll place

Hunger raged

Upon my face

One slice of pork roll

Was what I'd eat

At 60 cents

It was quite a treat

Pork roll slices

Grilled in a line

It didn't take long

Before I'd get mine

Perfectly cooked

And put on a bun

I'd eat with catsup

Until I was done

Evelyn Greenwood

You sure made my day

For the Taylor Pork Roll

You sent my way

By, Randee Saber 10/13/11

Karaoke Singers

Karaoke singers

Don't appeal to me

Are they wanna bees

Singing songs for free

Some sing very good

Others are real bad

Countless songs are sung

When they're done I'm glad

Karaoke singers

They like what they do

Singing famous songs

And entertaining you

By, Randee Saber 10/16/2011

Feet for fish

The fish were nipping

At my bare feet

While in their tank

My feet were a treat

Tiny fish swimming

Swarming to eat

Surrounding my toes

And the soles of my feet

On Mykenos Island

My feet fed the fish

Unlike having fish

Placed on my dish

For fifteen euros

My feet became prey

To try something new

I'd eagerly pay

By, Randee Saber 9/10/11

Three desserts - Star Princess, Horizon Grill

Three desserts

Are on my plate

I'll eat them all

Aware of my fate

Three little pieces

Of cake and pie

I'll take for dessert

I must tell you why

I cannot resist

So many choices

Take me, take me

I hear their voices

I've already paid

For this buffet

So three desserts

Will be on my tray

The walking I do

Will not justify

That chocolate cake

That piece of pie

I won't even think

About gaining weight

On this cruise I'll put

Three desserts on my plate

By, Randee Saber 9/11/2011

Traveling

I'm going on vacation

To unfamiliar places

And thousands that I'll see

Are unfamiliar faces

My suitcase is all packed

Just one the airlines say

And if it's overweight

More money I will pay

I have anxiety

I'm going far away

The sights I want to see

At home I cannot stay

My husband wants to go

He's really so excited

As soon as we arrive

I'm sure I'll be delighted

A European cruise

How foolish to complain

The worst part of the trip

Is being on a plane

By, Randee Saber 8/30/11