Rememberize

Do you remember
When you memorized
That speech in class
But did you realize
It didn’t make much sense
For you to memorize
If you remember
Then you rememberize

So I decided
Not to memorize
Because I wanted
To rememberize
When I got older
I had to realize
Eventually
I’d have to memorize

So memorize
I had to choose
The other word
I couldn’t use
If I mistakenly
Say the wrong word
Then just pretend
You hadn’t heard

By, Randee Saber 12/24/06

How are you doing?

How are you doing
She asked me today
Did she really care
What should I to say

Should I say I’m nervous
Should I say I’m sad
Should I say I’m lonely
And my health is bad

Should I say I’m broke
Should I say I worry
Should I say my feet hurt
And I can not hurry

Should I say I’m homeless
Should I say I’m abused
Should I say my head hurts
And I’m always confused

But my answer will be
Is that I'm doing fine
Because nobody cares
In the checkout line

By, Randee Saber 11/28/06

Are you a baseball fan?

I’ve gone to watch baseball
The tickets were bought
The ball was hit
And always got caught

For all nine innings
And several hours
When no one scored
They all took showers

What’s the attraction
To this game
When every night
They play the same

What’s the mystery
Or the suspense
They keep catching the ball
What a good defense

Sometimes they might
Have a good night
Scoring home runs
Left and right

The players are rich
They’re paid to have fun
Off to the ballpark
The fans will run

Watching grown men
Playing a game
The game never changes
It’s always the same

If there are women
Who do not agree
They’re baseball fans
They’re not like me

By, Randee Saber 6/30/06

Five o'clock shadow

Five o’clock shadow
They don’t have to worry
They won’t go home
To shave in a hurry

I have to shave
My legs are hairy
And under my arms
Too much is scary

I have to pluck
Long hairs on my chin
And wax my eyebrows
To make them look thin

My toe nails are polished
They have to look nice
So I can wear sandals
It’s not a high price

My hair is colored
And cut in a style
I’ll need to return
In a little while

Five o’clock shadow
They don’t have to shave
It’s time to go home
Some time they’ll save

By, Randee Saber 7/3/06

Texas Margaritas

In Texas ya’ll
Find good margaritas
I know since I live here
Senores and Senoritas

Margaritas from Texas
Come from a machine
You’re drinking a milkshake
Without the ice cream

They come in all flavors
Or mixed with some wine
Swirled with Sangria
They taste mighty fine

Make sure you snack
On salsa and chips
The salt on your glass
Tastes good on your lips

I make margaritas
At home in a blender
They’re cheaper to make
I’m not a big spender

By, Randee Saber 6/20/06

101 Ways to cook chicken

There are many ways
To cook a chicken
I like it best
When it’s finger lick’en

Chicken casserole
Chicken pot pie
Chicken spaghetti
Or chicken to fry

Roasted chicken
Or even grilled
But when it’s boiled
I’m not too thrilled

Chicken salad
With apples to add
A Waldorf salad
You just had

Chicken Marsala
Nouvelle cuisine
Chicken is healthy
Because it is lean

Chicken soup
You’ve been told
Is sure to cure
The common cold

Southern fried chicken
I’d rather buy
To make it myself
I won’t even try

By, Randee Saber 11/14/06

Another Mexican Restaurant

A Mexican Restaurant
To take the place
Of a restaurant that failed
It will replace

Another restaurant
Do we really need
With Mexican food
Will it succeed

Fajitas, enchiladas
Tamales are hot
A margarita
To hit the spot

Baskets of chips
They’ll keep bringing more
Chile con queso
On chips you can pour

If they have a coupon
A two for one
To this new place
People will run

Italian, Greek
Home style cooking
Have now become
Mexican looking

I hardly cook
I won’t complain
I like Mexican food
Because it’s not plain

By, Randee Saber 7/6/06