Wednesday, November 25, 2015

The Blue Dog Room

The blue dog room
Has so much to see
In room 208
At the Crescent B & B

Every room here
Has a different décor
Ours was unique
From the ceiling to the floor

The guests were friendly
On the balcony we’d share
They petted our dog Rusty
And she didn’t care

Good by city life
For just a short while
In this slow paced town
Where most people smile

By, Randee Saber  11/25/2015


Rusty, my lovable dog


I miss you waiting at the door
I miss you lying on the floor

I miss you bringing me your toys
I even miss your barking noise

A sudden illness not expected
A lovable dog not neglected

No more walking with your dad
Now he’s gotten very sad

No more dog park where you played
Fond memories will never fade

By, Randee Saber  11/25/2015


Cancer

Invading our bodies
And we’re unaware
This silent killer
Does not even care

Why does this happen
Especially to the young
Invading our blood
Our breasts or lungs

With newer drugs
Many now will survive
But then there are those
Who soon won’t be alive

By, Randee Saber 2/2/2014



Howdy Doodle

Do you doodle at work
When the meeting is boring
To keep you awake
So you won’t start snoring

Do you doodle while waiting
For your dinner to appear
On a table with white paper
While drinking your beer

When I have the urge to doodle
Flowers will be drawn
They do look more like weeds
Growing on my lawn

My doodles aren’t good
An artist I am not
Doodles help me to relax
They’re not meant to be bought

So if you’re placed on hold
On anything you choose
Just doodle what you want
It will keep you amused

By, Randee Saber 4/1/13


Randee with 2 e's

My given name is Randee
It's Randee with 2 e's
Not I, or Y, or just one E
This name does not suit me

Randee's not a nickname
Most people often ask
I cannot change my name
It would be a tedious task

My parents weren't thinking
This name is for a boy
In England it means horny
Feeling Randy, oh what joy

My name that has 2 e's
Not I, or Y, or just one E
It's the feminine spelling
A name that was given to me

By, Randee Saber  8/12/2014

All Sexed Up

Sexting is now
A new obsession
And those who partake
Will make this confession

Junior high students
Think it’s cool
To sex their friends
While sitting in school

Using a smart phone
Lewd pics they’ll share
With a secret code
Will anyone care

And let’s not forget
Former Congressman Weiner
With his obsession
Oh, what a schemer

He risked his career
And that of his wife
Sharing his body
Was his Internet life

Playboy Magazine
And so many others
Adored by many
Husbands, and brothers

No longer will they
Sneak a peek in a store
With Internet porn
They can see much more

By, Randee Saber  11/19/2015



Sunday, January 26, 2014

If there's a Mah Jongg Game in Heaven

If there’s a Mah Jongg game in heaven
I know that you’ll be there
Making lots of friends
Stories you can share

If there’s a Mah Jongg game in heaven
I know that you’ll have fun
Playing all the time
No housework to be done

If there’s a Mah Jongg game in heaven
Are you smiling down upon me
Remembering all the years we played
Though together we can no longer be

By, Randee Saber  11/2/2013

In memory of my beloved friend and neighbor
Barbara Jungman (Feb. 1951 - Oct. 2013)
who I knew for 25 years and
with whom I played Mah Jongg with every
Friday night for over 20 years.