Guys and Gals

When you call us guys
I will take offense
I say, "we're ladies"
That's my defense

You can call us girls
You may even say gals
But we're not guys
We're not your pals

We don't call men gals
We won't even try
If we called them gals
We might get a black eye

By, Randee Saber 1/22/11

You have nice hair

You have a lot of hair
It's thick and very straight
It's easy to take care of
Your date will never wait

Your hair's a pretty color
It's very bright and red
No matter how it's styled
It looks good on your head

You're a platinum blonde
And men will often stare
Blondes do have more fun
Since you bleached your hair

Your curly, frizzy hair
It's as black as night
It costs so much to style
To make it look alright

Your hair has now turned gray
It must have been your fate
It really doesn't matter
It still makes you look great

By, Randee Saber 6/2/06

I won't peel potatoes

I won’t peel potatoes
It’s too hard to do
And ironing clothes
I’m through with that too

I won't bake cookies
Cupcakes or pies
I'm not Betty Crocker
I won't win a prize

I won’t wash my car
While I’m outside
Cause inside a carwash
My car will ride

I won’t answer the phone
Unless I can see
On caller I.D.
If the call is for me

I won’t send a thank you
That I have to write
I’ll type you an email
Is that impolite

I won’t give up shopping
For clothing and shoes
And eating chocolate
I'll never refuse

By, Randee Saber 1/16/11

Underneath your uniform

Underneath your uniform
Most would never know
You’re a real good athlete
A football you will throw

Underneath their uniforms
Arms covered with tattoos
To fight our country’s battles
These heroes won’t refuse

Policemen in their uniforms
Be sure to be polite
Even when in plain clothes
They'll still break up a fight

A bridal gown’s a uniform
They mostly look the same
A strapless gown that’s white
She’ll change her maiden name

People who wear uniforms
It shows us what they do
Pilots, nurses, postmen
Plus the clean-up crew

By, Randee Saber 1/12/11