Today I'm a statue
Getting pooped on by a bird
Because I can not move
I stand here like a nerd
More birds will join the fun
They know I can’t attack
I'm helpless standing here
With bird poop on my back
One day I’ll be a bird
No statue anymore
That's when I'll get to poop
On those I should ignore
By, Randee Saber 6/15/06
