I can drive a Mac truck
Or a yellow school bus
And yell at the children
Who are making a fuss
I can work in a store
Or a fancy boutique
When you try on clothes
I won’t take a peak
At the local bank
I can cash your check
Or tow your car
If you have wreck
I can mow your lawn
And trim your trees
Or plow your fields
In the summer breeze
In the FBI
I can carry guns
And shoot the bad guy
Before he runs
I can join the Army
Or the Navy
I can make mashed potatoes
All covered with gravy
I can test the mattress
On your bed
That’s where I’ll lay
My sleepy head
By, Randee Saber 1/25/07
