It happened overnight
That middle age spread
You’re an extra large
A size you dread
The food you ate
Burgers and fries
Caused a weight gain
That stuck to your thighs
You’ve given up carbs
Fried foods and snacks
You've haven't lost weight
And tight are your slacks
You'll go for a walk
A few times a week
But when you're hungry
A little snack you'll sneak
Take pride in being chubby
You have a nice full face
You’re still the one we love
Who’s taking up more space
By, Randee Saber 6/27/06
