Look how you are dressed
Wearing cowboy clothes
But a cowboy your are not
So I'm wondering what goes
Inside a beauty parlor
Your'e cutting women’s hair
Looking like a cowboy
While all the women stare
Because you live in Texas
You’ll wear a leather vest
A bolo tie and western shirt
This outfit you like best
You also wear a cowboy hat
Although you will perspire
It covers hair that's barely there
And this is your desire
A beauty parlor cowboy
This has become your fate
Who likes to style women's hair
You claim that you are stright
By, Randee Saber 6/5/06