Your left hand doesn’t know
What the right hand is doing
Is it something important
That’s worth pursuing
I’d give my right arm
To go on a cruise
Where I can relax
And take a snooze
Although you don’t have
A leg to stand on
You may be wrong
But your leg is not gone
That outfit you’re wearing
Cost an arm and a leg
Please buy one for me
And don’t make me beg
You’re all thumbs
Just open the box
It’s something you needed
A few pairs of sox
An eye for an eye
That’s rather extreme
You’re seeking revenge
And being real mean
Stop running your mouth
You have a sharp tongue
These very nice folks
You are among
Heads up, look out
Watch where you’re going
There’s a big rock
Right where you’re mowing
By, Randee Saber 9/20/06
