Left right left

Lean to the left
Lean to the right
Stand up, sit down
Fight, fight, fight

A little chant
We used to say
At footballs games
When our team played

But now the left
Will march and fight
Against the right
Both day and night

That only whites
In the USA
It's what is said
By the KKK

They hate the Jews
It's what they say
And nasty chants
They hurl their way

A DNA
They all should get
Completely white
Just few I'll bet

By, Randee Saber 10/22/2017

On one knee

You'll stand in church
When you pray
And on one knee
You dare not stay

For civil rights
It's what you say
While you earn
A lot of pay

Shame on you
Disgraceful men
Your actions truly
Do offend

Head injuries
With lasting effects
But you are among
The crazy male sex

By, Randee Saber 10/21/2017

Marijuana

It's known as pot
It's known as weed
And can be grown
From just a seed

Before it was legal
In more than one state
When caught with too much
Prison could be your fate

Like drinking and driving
When you're smoking weed
Your train of thought
It sure will impede

Some say it helps
Those who are sick
But those buying pot
They should carefully pick

By, Randee Saber 2/2/2014

Water Aerobics

I'll ride a bike
And cross country ski
All at one place
Is where you'll find me

I like jumping rope
On one foot or two
Go skipping around
But we're not through

Jumping jacks
And legs to swing
We do just about
Everything

Tuck in your abs
While standing tall
Having good posture
Is needed by all

My backache is gone
My tummy looks flatter
Although I snack
I'm not any fatter

At water aerobics
There's so much to do
And lots of fun
I've had with you

By, Randee Saber 7/11/06

Salt and Pepper

The recipe calls

For salt and pepper

Because they always

Go together

Salt is white

Pepper is black

Without this combo

Flavor it lacks

In every kitchen

You’ll always find

Salt and pepper

To use combined

On restaurant tables

You’ll always see

Salt and pepper

But use sparingly  

Black or white

It doesn’t matter

But don’t put pepper

In your cake batter

By, Randee Saber 8/16/2017

Canadian Rockies Tour - Gate 1 (2017)

We met in Calgary

And toured the city

With towering buildings

Where no place is gritty

At the hotel, Prince of Wales
People came to imbibe

The booze was legal

Without paying a bribe

On the Watertown Lake

The boat ride was great

And we learned that bald eagles

Choose only one mate

And thousands of berries

Bears have to ingest

Before they can get

A long winter’s rest

Crossing into Montana

For a full day of fun

In a red touring car

On a road to the sun

Big sky country

Living up to its name

A more beautiful place

Would be hard to proclaim

Perched high on a hill

The Banff Springs Hotel

It looks like a castle

And has stories to tell

Overlooking the mountains

The gondola ride

Spectacular views

Both in and outside

Through tunnels we drove

To Lake Louise

So safely the animals

Could cross when they please

Six melting glaciers

Formed Lake Louise

Don’t tip your canoe

Otherwise you’ll freeze

In the valley of glaciers

An endless chain

Along Glacier Parkway

It’s their domain

The lakes and rivers

And jagged mountains

Plus waterfalls flowing

Like gigantic fountains

Mountain goats and sheep

And a big black bear

They kept on eating

Ignoring our stares

A hike at Maligne Canyon

A boat ride at Maligne Lake

A stop on Spirit Island

More photos to take

  

Our final destination

An ice field to explore

A ride onto a glacier

Soon it will be no more

Canadian money

It doesn’t look real

And the rate of exchange

Has great appeal

And who can forget

The beautiful flowers

Adorning the cities
Arranging took hours

Our tour guide, Virginia

Was so full of knowledge

I thought I was taking

A course in college

And Bob, the bus driver

Carried our load

Cleaning our hands

Before hitting the road

Happy trails to you all

Though our journey did end

We had a great time

And we’ll all recommend

By, Randee Saber  8/1/2017

Will your marriage last

A high school sweetheart
A college romance
Will you stay together
There's a good chance

Will you drift apart
Did you marry too fast
Were you really in love
Will the marriage last

Will you cheat on your spouse
Will you want to flee
Though you have children
Do you want to be free

Will you seek adventure
Will you drift apart
Will you change your gender
For a new life to start

Will you weather the storm
When times are tough
Or will you just say
You've had enough

Will it be a marriage
That lasts many years
Or for a brief time
That soon ends in tears

By, Randee Saber  6/11/2017