Monday, June 22, 2020

I love reality TV


Certain shows
I love on TV
To live their lives
Vicariously

A spousal visa
For just 90 days
They need to marry
Or have to part ways

From other countries
For a better life
In the USA
A husband or wife

On the Internet
It’s how they met
A green card
They hope to get

Six hundred pounds
And maybe more
Almost too big
To fit through a door

So much food
You see them eat
It’s hard for them
To stand on their feet

A surgeon in Houston
Can operate
But first they need
To lose some weight

A high protein diet
No carbs or a sweet
That 50-pound loss
Will be hard to meet

Quintuplets, Sextuplets
As cute as can be
Another show
I’ll watch on TV

Brothers and sisters
Demanding attention
Exhausted parents
Need I mention

Cribs and diapers
Formula and clothes
All these babies
Is not what they chose

Fertility drugs
A decision to take
Too many babies
They would make

The bachelor
And the bachelorette
Some pick the right one
But most they regret

Lots of kissing
On these shows
A fantasy suite
Where anything goes

Thanks for sharing
Your life with me
Do you make lots of money
On reality TV


By, Randee Saber