I won’t peel potatoes
It’s too hard to do
And ironing clothes
I’m through with that too
I won't bake cookies
Cupcakes or pies
I'm not Betty Crocker
I won't win a prize
I won’t wash my car
While I’m outside
Cause inside a carwash
My car will ride
I won’t answer the phone
Unless I can see
On caller I.D.
If the call is for me
I won’t send a thank you
That I have to write
I’ll type you an email
Is that impolite
I won’t give up shopping
For clothing and shoes
And eating chocolate
I'll never refuse
By, Randee Saber 1/16/11
