You’re fat enough right now
You really love to eat
You weigh 400 pounds
And you can break a seat
You frequent Chinese buffets
A favorite place for you
And many plates of food
You’ll certainly accrue
You’re fat enough right now
Are you just unaware
Of what you have become
I guess you just don’t care
Your body’s way too big
For jeans and stylish clothes
Because the more you eat
Your body grows and grows
Your family's quite concerned
They try to give advice
You’re able to lose weight
You’ve even lost it twice
You’d like to meet a lady
And go out on a date
Because you are too heavy
You’re not an ideal mate
You can't ignore the staring
You're smaller than a whale
Your doctor's also told you
Your health will surely fail
You’re shortening your life span
If you don’t limit eating
And join a group of others
At a Weight Watchers meeting
By, Randee Saber 4/27/06
