Improve your sex life
With their advice
They don't recommend
That you use a device
Spice up your meals
Try something new
Prepare a roux
For a hearty beef stew
Follow these steps
You need to lose weight
Hire a trainer
Avoid eating late
Long hair is in
But soon it will change
And what's in style
May look strange
How terribly sad
This person is sick
And needs a transplant
But can't get it quick
Celebrity gossip
See what they wear
Plunging necklines
With backs that are bare
Her bitter divorce
His custody battle
This star owns a ranch
And raises cattle
A home and garden
In this magazine
Outside is their fountain
Inside's like a dream
By, Randee Saber 4/3/08