Santa’s in a swim suit
Trying to stay cool
He’s in Houston, Texas
Swimming in my pool
He's wearing a bikini
That matches his red suit
When he removes his beard
He’s really kind of cute
His reindeer are enjoying
The warm December breeze
Rudolf with his red nose
Hardly has to sneeze
The elves are busy working
They couldn’t leave the shop
Because it’s almost Christmas
They haven’t time to stop
When Santa comes to visit
With gifts for you this year
Instead of milk and cookies
Just leave him Shiner beer
Santa’s relocating
The North Pole’s way too cold
He’ll move his operation
Once his house is sold
By, Randee Saber 8/19/07
Trying to stay cool
He’s in Houston, Texas
Swimming in my pool
He's wearing a bikini
That matches his red suit
When he removes his beard
He’s really kind of cute
His reindeer are enjoying
The warm December breeze
Rudolf with his red nose
Hardly has to sneeze
The elves are busy working
They couldn’t leave the shop
Because it’s almost Christmas
They haven’t time to stop
When Santa comes to visit
With gifts for you this year
Instead of milk and cookies
Just leave him Shiner beer
Santa’s relocating
The North Pole’s way too cold
He’ll move his operation
Once his house is sold
By, Randee Saber 8/19/07
