Taylor Pork Roll

On the boardwalk

When I took a stroll

Soon I'd get near

Taylor Pork Roll

As I approached

This pork roll place

Hunger raged

Upon my face

One slice of pork roll

Was what I'd eat

At 60 cents

It was quite a treat

Pork roll slices

Grilled in a line

It didn't take long

Before I'd get mine

Perfectly cooked

And put on a bun

I'd eat with catsup

Until I was done

Evelyn Greenwood

You sure made my day

For the Taylor Pork Roll

You sent my way

By, Randee Saber 10/13/11

Karaoke Singers

Karaoke singers

Don't appeal to me

Are they wanna bees

Singing songs for free

Some sing very good

Others are real bad

Countless songs are sung

When they're done I'm glad

Karaoke singers

They like what they do

Singing famous songs

And entertaining you

By, Randee Saber 10/16/2011

Feet for fish

The fish were nipping

At my bare feet

While in their tank

My feet were a treat

Tiny fish swimming

Swarming to eat

Surrounding my toes

And the soles of my feet

On Mykenos Island

My feet fed the fish

Unlike having fish

Placed on my dish

For fifteen euros

My feet became prey

To try something new

I'd eagerly pay

By, Randee Saber 9/10/11

Three desserts - Star Princess, Horizon Grill

Three desserts

Are on my plate

I'll eat them all

Aware of my fate

Three little pieces

Of cake and pie

I'll take for dessert

I must tell you why

I cannot resist

So many choices

Take me, take me

I hear their voices

I've already paid

For this buffet

So three desserts

Will be on my tray

The walking I do

Will not justify

That chocolate cake

That piece of pie

I won't even think

About gaining weight

On this cruise I'll put

Three desserts on my plate

By, Randee Saber 9/11/2011

Traveling

I'm going on vacation

To unfamiliar places

And thousands that I'll see

Are unfamiliar faces

My suitcase is all packed

Just one the airlines say

And if it's overweight

More money I will pay

I have anxiety

I'm going far away

The sights I want to see

At home I cannot stay

My husband wants to go

He's really so excited

As soon as we arrive

I'm sure I'll be delighted

A European cruise

How foolish to complain

The worst part of the trip

Is being on a plane

By, Randee Saber 8/30/11

Music

Rap, jazz

Rhythm and blues

Elevator music

Makes you snooze

Country Western

Rock and roll

Listen to music

While taking a stroll

Famous singers

Over the years

The Beatles and Elvis

Brought girls to tears

Always new singers

Their music we'll play

Your favorite songs

Will brighten your day

By, Randee Saber 8/18/11

I hate to exercise

I hate to exercise

I'm physically unfit

I hardly take a walk

Because I'd rather sit

To climb a flight of stairs

I'll seek the elevator

And if you choose to climb

See you later alligator

I never walk too far

When in a parking lot

I've often had to wait

For a good parking spot

The treadmill is a bore

You're always in one place

I have to hold on tight

While walking a slow pace

The stationary bike

It's not too fun to ride

I have a bicycle

That I should ride outside

I exercise in water

The workout's really great

The class is one long hour

I make sure I'm not late

The calories I burn

I'm hoping they're enough

Swim class makes me hungry

I will eat too much stuff

By, Randee Saber 8/2/11